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Thirty Day Challenge Team is not who you think they are.. Beware!

I’ve been suspicious about these guys from the very start. I mean really! How many super successful guys do you know that give away their best information for FREE?

Who do you know that will take a whole month out of the year to NOT PROMOTE their business and instead teach a bunch of “newbies” how to make their first dollar online?

That’s just not natural!

After months, no make that years, of trying to figure these guys out, I finally have my answer.

For the first time ever… anywhere… The Truth about Dan Raine, Ed Dale and the mysterious GuruBob, aka Rob Sommerville (oops..make that Somerville).

ED DALE – The FrontMan

JOB – It is still unclear exactly what Ed actually does, other than play with his Apple toys and Cool guitars. He appears at random times from his famous Prius spouting pearls of wisdom and showing off his “No hands on the steering wheel” driving trick.

The Truth about Ed Dale (cue dramatic music and a guitar rift)

Ed Dale is in fact a T1000 Terminator…

Edinator 1000 ~ The Controller

Mission ~ Use Frank Kern mind control techniques to build an army of loyal Ed Heads that will eventually take control on the entire InterWebs.

Dan Raine ~ The Brain

Dan is the brains behind The Thirty Day Challenge, he dwells in a castle in Manchester England and rules over The MOB. He appears occasionally late at night on www.thirtydaychallenge.tv to dispense intellectual foreplay to the masses.

I’ve always known that something must be up with this guy. Nobody is both that devious and that nice.

The Truth about Dan Raine ~ (cue creepy dungeon music with a bit of pink thong burlesque)

Yep! It’s true and here is the picture that proves it.

I knew that brain was not human!

DanErmater 6000 ~ The Cyborg Brain

Mission: Master the Markets of the World

The DanErmater 6000 is especially dangerous to Black Hat Marketers… if you mess with him, you will be terminated.

GuruBob aka Rob Sommerville also aka Rob Somerville ~ Head Geek and Lab Rat

Job: Mythbuster

Rob is known for taking every zaney idea ever thought of, testing and then perfecting it until he can squeeze every bit of benefit for master Google manipulation. He rarely leaves his lab and is only seen via Skype or video feed. Rumor has it… he actually lives in the Lab and will turn into a pile of goo if he is left in the sunlight too long.

The Truth about GuruBob ~ (cue Yanny Music, but give me some ear plugs first)

GuruSizer 900 ~ The Love Guru

Mission: Take over the hearts and will of all mankind with positive messages of success

Beware! If you follow GuruBob on Twitter, you will start to get a positive attitude, learn ancient motivation techniques and have super happy fun days (ok, maybe that part is John Reese). If the GuruSizer 900 completes his mission, the world will be full of happy successful people, which of course means there will be no more politicians. Can you see how dangerous this is????

Of couse, all these Terminators would not be here if not for their human counterpart.

The Lovely Caro

Don’t let her fool you… She is in fact …

Mary Poppins!

The greatest mind molder of all time… Practically Perfect in every way!

CaroPoppins!

I suggest you follow these people or should I say Cyborgs very carefully. You can learn more about their mission at The Thirty Day Challenge throughout the month of August. Or, to really keep a close eye on them follow Thirty Day Challenge Preseason which begins Monday, June 8th, 2009 at 8:30PM EST.

PS: Thank you to my secret Stepford love child, the incredibly talented David Wilkinson aka SuperAffliate for his CaroPoppins photoshop talent… Love you David.

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