That Facebook User Name is Mine mine mine

That Facebook User Name is Mine mine mine …

There was no way I was going to let some other Karen Kramer beat me out again.

I have been trying for years to get my .com domain name but the hussy ( I mean very sweet nice person) won’t get up off the domain.  I finally had to settle with this .net when hussy number two (I’m sure she must be very nice with a name like Karen) eventually forgot to renew the domain.

With that being said you can see why I was so determined to be facebook.com/karenkramer.

I was ready 10 minutes ahead of time.  I had made sure I had my coffee, had already been to the “toille” and had two browsers open to facebook.com/username just in case one should decide to lock up.

I watched the minutes and then seconds tick off…

10

9

8

7 …. What the Frak! A speedy spider just shot from under my printer zoomed over to my keyboard and is staring at me.

6 … I’m afraid of spiders, especially ones that move faster than guys named Kyle on a Nascar Saturday.

5 … He ain’t moving

4 … Shooo spider shooo!

3 …  You Friggin spider you’re going to die

2 … I can’t believe I touched a spider

1 …. Presto!

I’m in and got my name.   The spider suffered the consequences of messing with me when I’m on a mission.